And it's fucking perfect.
Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?
You probably think your memecoin is revolutionary. That your 15-page whitepaper with overly complicated charts and nonsensical buzzwords will get you some delusional Twitter followers and a few degenerate gamblers aping in. You think your bloated roadmap plastered with "Q4 Moonshot" is enough to make whales shit their pants and pump your coin. Wrong, motherfucker.
Token unlocks at 500 Telegram members. No exceptions, no backdoors, no bullshit. Join the channel, tell your friends, and let's fucking launch this thing.
This coin doesn't promise you the moon or some made-up "utility" that doesn't work. There are no hidden dev wallets or bullshit "team fees." It's clean. It's efficient. It's honest. You know what you're getting.
Not like those bloated-ass coins that overpromise and underdeliver. This coin adapts, evolves, and thrives, no matter what shitty market cycle comes around. Meme coins don't need "roadmaps." They need vibes. And Not a Fucking Rug Pull delivers them in spades.
This coin has one promise: not to screw you over. That's it. No gimmicks. No fluff. You buy it, you hold it, and you vibe. Everyone knows what's up, and everyone's in on the joke. If you don't like it, you can fuck off back to your over-engineered DeFi scams.
No tricks with hidden liquidity locks, dev minting loopholes, or some shady multisig wallet nobody can explain. Everything's out in the open, plain and simple. No anonymous cowards hiding behind anime PFPs—just upfront, probably hungover degens here for a laugh like everyone else.
It doesn't try to be more than that. Like someone who finally grows the fuck up and embraces their natural state, Not a Fucking Rug Pull knows exactly what it is:
A coin for degens, by degens.
It doesn't overpromise, overhype, or oversaturate. It's here to have fun, make you laugh, and maybe, just maybe, bring you joy along the way.